Vaemond (Wil Johnson) will most probably win his argument, as prolonged as he retains his head.
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you’d be forgiven for assuming that final week’s climactic confrontation between Alicent and Rhaenyra was the final straw, the triggering level, the singular event from which there was no coming again, the second that lastly touched off the ruinous dragon-on-dragon battle that is been so prolonged in coming.
in spite of every little thing, accusations have been made! Knives (properly, a dagger, anyway) acquired here out! Blood was drawn! every side returned to their respective corners to nurse their wounds and their grudges till they festered and suppurated.
again on recreation of Thrones, a current about disparate, scattered clans battling for supremacy, that is most probably the case. however dwelling of the Dragon is a few single clan. A household.
And “household,” as everyone is aware of, means: “Guys can we please faux that we’re ready to face every completely different prolonged enough to get by one awful meal?”
Ask anyone who’s spent an interminable Thanksgiving dinner pretending to not hear the stream of racist invective burbling out of drunk Uncle Darryl, grinning too fiercely at Aunt Sherri as she sanctimoniously interrogates any life selection that would not match the exact ones she has made, and ignoring cousin Steve-O’s earnest entreaties to fund his daring multilevel initiative to market a line of bodybuilding dietary supplements that the FDA is “too soyboy cuck” to make authorized inside the usa and its territories.
You grin, you bear it, you wait till Gramma and Grampa excuse themselves to mattress. That‘s when you uncork the night’s ninth bottle of wine — and the 12 months’s worth of bottled-up resentments with which it pairs no properly.
you already know: household. that is why this episode depicts one final doomed, smiling-although-gritted-enamel try to clear issues over — or a minimal of, to be publicly seen as making an try to take movement.
The Driftwood Throne would not get termites, it will get barnacles. Baela (Bethany Antonia) and Rhaenys (Eve best) realize it.
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simply give Rhaenys the rattling crown already
Open on: The Driftwood Throne, on the island of Driftmark, seat of dwelling Velaryon. it has been six years since Laenor Velaryon faked his demise and sailed away to Fantasy P-metropolis. His father, the ocean Snake Corlys Velaryon, has dealt collectively with his grief by taking to the ocean and effectively conquering the Stepstones. (lastly!) however phrase has now reached Driftmark that Corlys is struggling a fever from a nasty battle wound, and is headed dwelling to receive care. The prognosis simply isn’t good.
Corlys’ youthful brother Vaemond is aware of that Corlys needs Driftmark to go by his son Laenor and his spouse Rhaenyra to their second son, Luke (their oldest son Jace continues to be formally the inheritor to the Iron Throne, bear in thoughts). however Vaemond additionally is aware of that since Luke simply isn’t a exact Velaryon however as a substitute a “pup of dwelling strong,” this may effectively finish the Velaryon bloodline. He insists that he himself ought to inherit the Driftwood Throne as a substitute, and feels strongly that the Queen will agree with him. “The winds are altering,” he says.
You’d assume a sailor like him can be larger at studying the prevailing situations.
On the close by island of Dragonstone, seat of dwelling Targaryen, Daemon discovers that his spouse Rhaenyra’s dragon Syrax has laid three new eggs. we’re going to in spite of every little thing not add these lovely li’l yolklings to the official Dragoncount till they hatch, however we’re going to discover that the Foley artists and prop people are doing every little thing they’re going to to decide that a clutch of dragon eggs is a gross and squelchy factor.
We meet teenage Jace, who’s a little bit of a try-exhausting; he is doing his stage best to study outdated Valyrian, nonetheless it is virtually as if his mouth was not shaped to pronounce it precisely, in case you will have the selection to think about. Damnedest factor.
Daemon and Rhaenyra fear about Vaemond’s petition to the Iron Throne, and marvel if Rhaenys will again him, as a outcome of her true allegiance is a thriller. On the one hand, she believes Daemon and Rhaenyra killed her son Laenor, but she’s additionally accepted Daemon’s daughter Baela as her ward.
My gal Rhaenys, people! she will be ready to’t be pinned down! She’s ephemeral! A veritable will o’the wisp!
nonetheless extra proof, in case you are protecting observe, that Rhaenys would have been a better ruler than any of these jamokes. She’s protecting her personal counsel, which is the smartest transfer anyone could make in Westeros.
Too many Aegons
Daemon, Rhaenyra, Jace, Luke, Joffrey and the two kids Daemon and Rhaenyra have had in the course of the 6-12 months-hole (extra on them later) arrive on the pink maintain, however there is not anyone there to greet them, besides for one Lord Caswell. we have seen this man crop up earlier than — you may bear in thoughts him fawning over Rhaenyra as she trudged up the staircase to current Joffrey to the king and queen again in episode six. do not flip your again on him.
The pink maintain has expert an architectural non secular conversion — gone are the sigils of dwelling Targaryen, changed with the picture of the Seven-Pointed Star that represents the religion, the dominant religion of the Seven Kingdoms.
on the Small Council, in exact actuality, Queen Alicent is sporting an large honkin’ Seven-Pointed Star pendant the approximate dimension of a charger plate; it is superb she will be ready to sit up.
Ol’ Tyland “nonetheless Squirrelly in spite of every little thing These Years” Lannister and completely different advisors advocate they’re inclined to current Driftmark to Vaemond, not Luke, each as a outcome of whoever holds the title of Lord of Driftmark instructions the royal navy and Luke continues to be a baby, and for (significant seems to be) completely different causes. causes that are completely official (*cough* in distinction to Luke *cough*).
solely doddering outdated Lord Beesbury, bless him, can’t fathom why Luke’s proper should be questioned. See above in re: Doddering.
As Alicent goes to greet her agency, a member of the Kingsguard, Ser Erryk Cargyll, informs her of an incident involving her son Aegon.
there is a blink-and-you will-miss-it reference to Erryk’s twin brother Arryk Cargyll, who’s additionally a member of the Kingsguard. We’ll catch a glimpse of them sparring collectively in an upcoming scene, however for now simply file away the Arryk/Erryk factor, as they’re going to each develop to be very important later.
Aegon (Tom Glynn-Carney): Six years older, six years worse.
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Aegon (Tom Glynn-Carney): Six years older, six years worse.
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we’re going to zoom previous this subsequent scene, all by which but one extra a violent act — on this case, Aegon’s brutal rape of a servant — is tossed off as a mere plot level, a little bit of narrative shorthand to underline one factor that we already know. Aegon is a monster, sure, we get it, however reducing rape to a instrument that exists solely to remind us of that is simply lazy, cynical writing.
which is to not diminish the good, exhausting work the actors are doing right here — Olivia Cooke lets us glimpse the fad and disgrace roiling barely under Alicent’s outward composure. Watching her, we’re ready to see what quantity of instances she’s been positioned on this event earlier than, and expects to be put in it as quickly as extra.
Alicent goes to upbraid her eldest son for his actions, and we meet new however decidedly not-improved, six-years-older Aegon, who’s by some means methodology extra entitled and whiny and repellent than he was earlier than, which is a extreme rattling bar.
Rhaenyra and Daemon go to a bedridden King Viserys, who’s nonetheless holding on, if solely simply. The prosthetics and digital outcomes mix with Paddy Considine’s affecting efficiency to create a Viserys who’s deathly ailing — a gaunt specter who seems to be like he simply drank from the unsuitable cup inside the Grail Cave.
Rhaenyra introduces Viserys to the two sons she’s had with Daemon that he hasn’t met but — toddler Aegon (who seems to be suitably creeped out by the leering demilich Viserys has develop to be) and youthful toddler Viserys.
maintain up, I can hear you say. one other Aegon? one other Viserys? severely?
‘Fraid so, yep. however pay attention: inside the e book, Rhaenyra’s naming her first son with Daemon “Aegon” is an large deal, one which Alicent takes as an insult to her eldest son, Aegon. The current seems prepared to slip that side under the rug, nonetheless the very actuality stays that we’re now confronted with two characters named Aegon. The e book adopts the nomenclature Aegon the Elder, for Alicent’s baby, and Aegon the youthful for Rhaenyra’s. however that is boring. we’re ready to afford to be a bit extra colourful and descriptive.
So for the repellent, older Aegon, son of Viserys and Alicent, let’s go along with Aegon the Aess. And for the youthful Aegon, son of Daemon and Rhaenyra, let’s go along with Aegon the Baeby.
As for what we’re gonna do about having two characters named Viserys working round … let’s simply say that will not be a looming difficulty for prolonged.
Rhaenyra (Emma D’arcy) maintains that any accusations in the direction of her are illegitimate. Which: Irony!
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Rhaenyra (Emma D’arcy) maintains that any accusations in the direction of her are illegitimate. Which: Irony!
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Weirwood? There, wooden. There, fort.
Daemon tries to disgrace Alicent for administering “milk of the poppy” to the king for his ache, however she’s not having it. She’s the member of the household who’s charged with day by day care of the beloved one with failing well being, and he is the know-it-all brother-in-regulation who by no means calls however simply breezes in yearly to complain. Step off, Daemon.
Jace and Luke go to the courtyard they used to prepare in. Luke immediately notices that everyone’s taking a look at them, as a outcome of in distinction to virtually everyone in his household he possesses primary emotional intelligence. they’re met by six-years-older Aemond One-Eye, collectively with his eyepatch, his angle, and his prodigious combating abilities. We additionally glimpse an Erryk/Arryk sparring match, and a barely older, however no much less insufferable, Ser Criston Cole.
inside the pink maintain’s weirwood, we get a Rhaenys/Rhaenyra reunion. Rhaenyra swears she did not have Laenor killed — which is technically true — and that she was not complicit in it — which is a lie. (side be aware: in case you are pondering that about that Rhaenyra is aware of that Laenor continues to be alive, there is not any set off on this planet for her to not come out and say as a lot to Rhaenys on this scene. She’s determined. Her future and that of her kids is hanging by a thread. If she knew about Laenor, she’d use it. the a methodology this scene makes any sense is that if Rhaenyra, and by extension Daemon, do not know that Laenor lives.)
(See how difficult issues get, when the current departs from the e book with out pondering by the ramifications? do not get me unsuitable, i like the thought of Laenor residing out loud and proud someplace in Essos — nonetheless it raises extra questions than this current seems ready to answer.)
If Rhaenys will side collectively with her, Rhaenyra presents to marry her sons, Jace the prolonged time period king and Luke the prolonged time period Lord of Driftmark, to Rhaenys’ granddaughters Baela and Rhaena, respectively. Rhaenys considers the current, however would not tip her hand, as a outcome of, as quickly as extra, she’s superior like that.
Rhaenyra goes to the bedridden Viserys and tearfully asks him to defend her in the direction of Vaemond. He seems too out of it to conform, nonetheless the following morning, as a outcome of the maesters are poking and palpating and lancing and leeching his emaciated physique, he tells Otto that he needs to dine collectively with his whole household that night.
inside the Iron Throne hall, Otto broadcasts that he, performing inside the king’s stead, will formally hear petitions as to the rightful inheritance of the Driftwood Throne.
Vaemond steps up and lays out his case, artfully avoiding making any overt accusations as to the legitimacy of Jace and Luke as true Velaryons, as a substitute specializing in his personal standing as Corlys’ closest kin.
When it is Rhaenyra’s flip, she barely begins talking when the grim decide of King Viserys enters the hall and hobbles to the Iron Throne, half his face hidden behind a golden masks. Considine actually sells Viserys’s agony as he stumbles on the Iron Throne steps, solely to be helped up by Daemon.
Viserys is all, What are we doing, guys? i am not even speculated to be right here at present! And asks Rhaenys, Corlys’ spouse, to discuss, as she’s likeliest to know his wants.
Rhaenys’s flip: (L to R): Daemon (Matt Smith), Rhaenyra (Emma D’Arcy), Rhaena (Phoebe Campbell) and Jace (Elliot Grihault) hearken to Rhaenys (Eve best). As everyone ought to, on a daily basis.
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Rhaenys’s flip: (L to R): Daemon (Matt Smith), Rhaenyra (Emma D’Arcy), Rhaena (Phoebe Campbell) and Jace (Elliot Grihault) hearken to Rhaenys (Eve best). As everyone ought to, on a daily basis.
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I see you shiver … with an-tic-i…
So all of it comes all of the methodology down to my gal Rhaenys, right here. As properly it ought to: Homegirl is the one one who’s been paying any consideration. She warned Rhaenyra that the realm would by no means settle for her, she warned Corlys that their kids have been in peril; she’s the freaking Oracle of Driftmark.
simply final week we noticed her entreat Corlys to have Driftmark go on to Baela and by no means Laenor, as a outcome of she is aware of full properly that Jace and Luke aren’t Laenor’s sons. however Corlys refused her request, so, dutiful spouse that she is, she publicly broadcasts her husband’s want that Luke inherit Driftmark. She additionally broadcasts (equally publicly, as a outcome of she’s no fool) that Rhaenyra has provided to marry Jace and Luke to Baela and Rhaena.
Viserys is glad, and will get to throw a little bit of shade: “properly. The matter is settled. … as quickly as extra.” Alicent and Otto look pained, as they have been clearly hoping that Vaemond’s petition would contain a very public accusation in the direction of Rhaenyra.
seems they get their want, solely a bit later than anticipated. The king’s ruling has incensed Vaemond, and he goes full And Justice for All Pacino: you are out of order! all of the trial is out of order!
“Say it,” whispers Daemon, like he is at a midnight screening of Rocky Horror and Vaemond’s about to launch into “candy Transvestite.”
“[Rhaenyra’s] kids … are … bastards,” Vaemond says. “and he or she … is … a whore.”
The king rises unsteadily to his toes. “i am going to have your tongue for that,” he says.
Daemon is like I can do you one larger, and unceremoniously lops off Vaemond’s head simply above the decrease jaw. “He can maintain his tongue,” he says, and constructive enough, there it nonetheless is, lolling out of the corpse. What a lovable scamp, our Daemon! What a lovable, violently sociopathic scamp!
Rhaenys watches as Vaemond’s physique — and his head — are ready for transport to Driftmark. She is cool, impassive, unflappable — Go forward! simply try to flap her! you will have the selection to’t! — as a outcome of she is superior. as quickly as extra for the mom and father inside the again.
… pation.
minimize to: The aforementioned household dinner, which is shaping as a lot as be awkward. I imply, there’s the awkward household dinner you go to shortly after drunk racist Uncle Darryl posts an glorious-gnarly meme on fb, however that is peanuts in contrast with having to make small discuss after a public head-lopping.
The king will get carried in. On one side of him, Alicent, sporting inexperienced. On the selection, Rhaenyra, sporting black.
diverse toasts get toasted, all by which Aegon the Aess taunts Jace, in case you probably did not hate him enough. although in spite of every little thing it is a very good assumption that you simply already do hate him enough, as a outcome of the current simply retains throwing extra wooden on the roaring bonfire that is Aegon’s repulsiveness.
Viserys stands — variety of — and makes an emotional entreaty to his household to get alongside, for his sake. He removes the golden half-masks to disclose an empty eye socket (we do not get a shot of Aemond One-Eye going “Twinsies!” although we actually ought to have) and a jaw from which the flesh has stripped away, exposing tendon and ligaments.
it is pretty a bit to digest, as a outcome of it have been. there is a set off Grand Guignol wasn’t dinner theater, you already know.
people throughout the desk seem chastened by this, even maybe moved to pity. Rhaenyra toasts Alicent. Alicent toasts Rhaenyra. Are they honest, or are they playacting for Viserys’ revenue? Or worse, are they merely angling for place, making an try to level out compassion and forgiveness into factors scored in a zero-sum recreation?
extra toasts. Aegon the Aess says one factor impolite to Baela, which set off Jace to step up, and be the larger man. He throttles again his anger and turns it into an anodyne toast to his uncles Aegon and Aemond.
“Beware the beast beneath the boards,” says moony, abstractly prophetic Helaena, so file that away for later. She then toasts her brother-husband Aegon’s lack of sexual curiosity in her, which you already know … hear, hear. i might hope we’re ready to all drink to that.
you have acquired a best Man already? name Aemond (Ewan Mitchell) when you’d like a Worst Man.
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Royal twerps gonna royally twerp
We then get a quick interlude whereby the practiced familial politesse seems to drop, and begins to shade into one factor extra exact. exact laughter, and the comfort of familiarity. people who actually know and respect every completely different. For a fleeting second, we get glimpse of what dwelling of the Dragon would look like if these characters actually beloved every completely different like a household ought to. it is warmth. it is nice. it is endearing.
it is boring.
Good God, it is boring, so, so very boring, holy crap is it boring.
fortuitously, Viserys swoons and will get carted out of the room. Good, then. No extra pretending for ol’ Grampsy McGangrene. Let’s get exact.
A suckling pig is positioned earlier than Aemond One-Eye, reminding Jace of the time again in episode six when he, Luke and Aegon dressed up a pig as a dragon and gave it to then-dragonless Aemond as a prank. Aemond simply isn’t amused by this. however then, Aemond would not seem the variety to get amused. By a lot of something.
He stands and delivers a toast to his nephews Jace, Luke and Joffrey, “every of them handsome, sensible…”
(Say it!)
“… and extremely effective.”
The royal jerks start to tussle with every completely different however get despatched to mattress earlier than any everlasting harm is accomplished. Rhaenyra says she’ll accompany her kids again to Dragonstone however return on dragonback to have a bit extra time with Alicent. Aw.
Down in King’s touchdown, on the road of Silk, a spy from the pink maintain arrives to inform Mysaria (bear in thoughts her? Daemon’s ex? The White Worm?) with reference to the drama on the fort.
Alicent tends to the ailing, no however for exact this time severely ailing, Viserys. In a milk-0f-the-poppy haze, the king believes himself to be persevering with a dialog he started earlier with Rhaenyra. He talks of Aegon the Conqueror, and the dagger, and the prophecy of The Prince That Was Promised. Alicent, nonetheless, believes him to be talking about their son, Aegon the Aess.
solely you will have the selection to unite the realm, he says, pondering he is talking to his daughter. nonetheless it is his spouse who hears it, and nods, and assures him she goes to do what should be executed.
She leaves. And Viserys, lastly, after hanging on gone what anyone may reasonably anticipated of the man, dies.
Parting ideas:
- This episode was an terrible lot of sturm und drang round one factor — the demise of Corlys Velaryon — that hasn’t occurred but. I understand Vaemond’s want to get the Driftmark geese in a row, however what if Corlys recovers? All this drama can have been averted, or a minimal of kicked down the road inside the interim.
- Official Dragoncount holds regular at eight. we have met a quantity of characters whose dragons have not appeared but, so all of us know there’s extra inside the offing, after which there’s that clutch of three new eggs. however as for now: eight.
- No Ser Larys? actually? We spend all this time on the pink maintain, and we do not catch a glimpse of him lurking in a single awful doorway? Skulking by a single patch of shadows? Leering over a shoulder or two? You’d assume he’d a minimal of be hiding behind an arras whereas all that uncle-on-nephew violence was occurring. man lives for that variety of dust.
- talking of: Man, this current may not be extra clear which side it is on, inside the Aegon the Aess/Aemond vs. Jace/Luke divide. Jace so badly needs to be a very good king that he is using a maester as his personal private Duolingo app! Luke is honest and earnest and displays eager situational consciousness! in the meantime, Aegon and Aemond simply sneer and preen and, in Aegon’s case, rape. it is not a toss up, sympathy-sensible.
- that is a sequence rap on Paddy Considine, people. Give it up for the man. His Viserys was good-hearted however weak-willed, and finally, solely pitiable.
- That final second between Alicent and Rhaenyra appeared honest, even touching, proper? they can have the flexibility to beat all of the drama of the day, proper? certainly, nothing Alicent may say or do now that Viserys is lifeless may rekindle their mutual hatred and launch the Seven Kingdoms into bloody, ruinous battle, proper?
- proper, guys?
- Guys?
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